There was a man who was standing in the road and trying to cross.

He held his hand up and said, “Stop! Stop!” but the cars wouldn’t stop, and one of them went by and blew off his hand and it blew away and landed on the top of a car. The car went into a ferry and left, and the man was very sad that he didn’t have a hand any more.

But then it came back and he was happy.

But that was a long, long time ago.

Come on, Daddy. We’re going on a roller coaster.

This is what we have to do.

You stand by the closet and say, “Hey, kids, hurry up! All aboard the Wild Blimp ride! Get in line and wait your turn!”

And then we go in the closet and shut the doors and we’re on the roller coaster.

And then the Giant Corn Dog comes and attacks the roller coaster and we have to hide.

But the ride is over.

“Daddy, what kind of a boat is this?”

“It's an ark.”

“An ark?”

“Yup.”

“Like an ark-cordian?”

“Uh....”

“Or an aardv-ark-cordian?”

“Uh....”

“That's a joke, Daddy.”